ENVIRODRUNKS ARE PEOPLE TOO.
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So if there's a more harmonious union than bacon and chocolate (which there isn't), it's most likely saving the environment and tossing back vodka; the only other drinking-while-green products I have seen are unappetizing wines occupying a lonely shelf at Whole Foods (poor things seemed almost ghettoized, even compared to the paltry local wines section) and a serendipitous mention of green bars I came across while composing this sentence--luckily, my drinking habits are not quite so habitual as to warrant any real time spent on reconciling them with 500-mile or 250-mile or 100-mile nonsense, but I feel for the eco-friendly ...