It’s important to make sure that you mute the volume on your computer before picking up the phone, else you lose what little geek cred you have as your friends realize that you’re watching Keyboard Cat videos weeks after the meme has lost it’s relevancy, although it would be kind of ‘cool’ (in the Hipster-Runoff-single-quotation-marks-way) to make a meta-Keyboard Cat/Yo Dawg mashup video in which I were being played off while being played off.¹

1. Or something.↩