So you know how sometimes your midichlorian¹ count feels abnormally low and anxiety is high and your nose is getting sore because you’ve used up all the Puff’s with Lotion and Vick’s^TM (third time today I’ve extolled the virtues of said product, by the by) and had to switch to crude pedestrian tissues AND THEN you realize that the finale of Project Runway is THAT VERY EVENING and even though you’re pretty sure that the quaalude-ridden lady is going to win even though New York Magazine totally disagrees but that kind of makes you more excited because it adds more tension–you know that feeling?²

1. Confused? Urban dictionary is here to help! Word imagined by George Lucas to totaly fuck-up The misticism surrounding the force in Star Wars. Hm.↩
2. It rocks.↩