So, catching up with my neglected OPML file, I see that several of my favorite blogs all made posts about Valentine’s Day, which, even though I do sorta kinda have an ersatz boyfriend of sorts, isn’t all that significant to me in either a positive or negative manner; my real cause for glee once the holiday arrives is for discounted delectables in the days afterwards–the same chocolates I know and love, but at fifty percent off because they’re wrapped in pink and red–who can complain?!

[...] run-on sentences wrote an interesting post today on OM NOM NOM NOM.Here’s a quick excerptSo, catching up with my neglected OPML file, I see that several of my favorite blogs all made posts [...]
I am compelled to reveal my unbridled enthusiasm for the unifying theme of your blog, which theme I wish I had thought of, since superfluous punctuation and parentheticals are pretty much my stock in trade; woe that I can never contain myself to just a single enormous sentence at a time. Congratulations on successfully integrating longwindedness with brevity.